Mr. Met says his team is unbeatable at the new Shea Stadium

This picture speaks for itself. If a creepy, hydrocephalic potential child abductor is the centerpiece of your team's "Hall of Fame," you're in trouble.


What is this strange object? Met fans wonder. This golden, shining symbol must have some incredible import. Perhaps it went to the victor of some forgotten gladiatorial contest, now obscured by the mists of time. Perhaps the race of giants who created it attached some religious significance to its flags and pins and wondrous splendor. Who can say?


Jeff Wilpon says: "The only way Met fans will see a World Series trophy is when it's viewed as an historic artifact, like some ancient alien relic from across the aeons."

In other news, the Mets are one of the hottest teams in baseball and against all odds are hanging in there as we near the end of June. They won 14-6 last night in a soggy contest against Detroit.

Do you believe in miracles? R.A. Dickey and Angel Pagan do.